CLOUDBREAK
Hack Your Nervous System
"Your breath is the original performance enhancer. Zero tracking. Zero bullshit. Just science."
WHAT IS THIS
The anti-corporate breathing app.
Navy SEAL combat breathing. Wim Hof cold exposure prep. Dr. Weil's natural tranquilizer. Yogic focus techniques that monks spent lifetimes mastering.
Zero corporate wellness bullshit.
Zero tracking your "mindfulness score." Zero subscription games. Zero data harvesting.
Just you and your breath. The way it should be.
THE PITCH (GamePro Style)
HACK YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM IN 60 SECONDS.
Navy SEALs use Box Breathing before combat. 4 counts in. 4 hold. 4 out. 4 hold. Repeat until heart rate drops from 140 to 80.
Wim Hof climbed Everest in shorts. His breathing method: hyperventilate controlled, hold breath, flood system with oxygen. Body thinks it's dying. Then realizes it's invincible.
Dr. Weil created natural tranquilizer. 4-7-8 breathing. Puts you to sleep in 60 seconds. Backed by research. Monks knew it for centuries.
CloudBreak delivers all seven techniques. Zero corporate meditation bullshit. Just science that works.
SEVEN WEAPONS
1. Navy SEAL Box Breathing
Combat stress management. 4-count tactical reset.
Before firefight. Before board meeting. Before panic attack.
In for 4. Hold for 4. Out for 4. Hold for 4.
Heart rate drops. Focus sharpens. You're back.
Use case: High-pressure situations where calm = survival
2. Wim Hof Method
Cold exposure prep. Energy flooding.
30 rapid breaths. Big breath in, hold 90 seconds. Exhale. Repeat 3 rounds.
Oxygen saturation spikes. pH changes. Body enters altered state.
Then ice bath. Or cold shower. Or winter in shorts.
Use case: Before cold exposure, energy boost, immune system activation
3. 4-7-8 Technique (Dr. Weil)
Natural tranquilizer. Sleep in 60 seconds.
Breathe in through nose for 4 counts. Hold for 7. Exhale through mouth for 8.
Oxygen/CO2 ratio shifts. Parasympathetic nervous system activates. Sleep comes.
Use case: Insomnia, anxiety, pre-sleep ritual
4. Ujjayi Pranayama
Yogic ocean breathing. Focus tool.
Constrict back of throat slightly. Breathe makes ocean sound. "Darth Vader breath."
Slows breathing naturally. Calms mind. Yoga studios use it for reason.
Use case: Meditation, yoga, sustained focus work
5. Coherent Breathing
Heart rate variability optimization. 5 breaths per minute.
In for 6 seconds. Out for 6 seconds. Lock into natural rhythm.
Heart rate variability increases. Autonomic nervous system balances.
Use case: Long-term stress management, HRV training
6. Breath of Fire
Kundalini energy activation. Rapid pump.
Rapid belly pumps. Passive inhale, active exhale. 1-2 breaths per second.
Energy floods system. Alertness spikes. Yogis use it to "wake up."
Use case: Energy boost, morning ritual, pre-workout
7. Progressive Relaxation
Full-body stress release. Systematic tension/release.
Breathe into muscle group. Tense. Hold. Release. Move to next.
Body learns difference between tension and relaxation. Stress dissolves.
Use case: Full-body relaxation, pre-sleep, chronic tension relief
THE TECH
Visual Design (Actually Beautiful)
Dynamic animations sync with your breathing rhythm. Minimal interface that doesn't distract from practice. Color palettes shift with technique (calm blues, energizing oranges, focused purples). No corporate wellness aesthetic - this looks like something you'd actually use.
Audio (Doesn't Sound Like Yoga Robot)
Ambient soundscapes built for each technique. Binaural beats for brainwave entrainment (alpha, theta, delta). Optional voice guidance that treats you like adult. Custom mixing so you adjust ratios to your preference.
Privacy (Zero Tracking)
Your breathing data stays on YOUR device. No account required. No "mindfulness score" bullshit. No data collection period.
WHY THIS EXISTS
Because corporate wellness apps are garbage.
They track your "mindfulness minutes." They gamify your anxiety. They sell your breathing data to advertisers.
CloudBreak says fuck that.
Your breath is original biohack. Existed before supplements, before tech, before any wellness industry bullshit.
